We are Indians .............

The Question : Prove that (2/10)=2

1. American student : This is out of syllabus!

2. Japanese student-- "This is wrong "

3. Chinese Student -- it is strange, How it is possible

4. Indian Student: "It's so Easy!"

(2/10)
=Two/Ten
'T' is common, hence = wo/en
Now,
'W' is the 23rd letter and 'O' is 15th;
Similarly,
'E' is 5th, and 'N' is 14th.

Hence (wo/en) = (23+15)/(5+14)
=(38/19)
=2

Indians never worried for the
"What is the answer."

They will only ask:

"Which answer you want..."

"THAT IS INDIANS !"

This is really amazing. Please try it out

MAGIC #1
An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the
Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something funny and
inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this
happened! TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON" FOLDER

Magic #2
Did you know that a flight number from one of the planes that hit one
of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was Q33N. In Notepad / WordPad or MS
Word, type that flight number i.e. Q33N. Increase the font size to 72.
Change the font to Wingdings. ….. u will be amazed by the
findings!!!…………………..

MAGIC #3
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!

MAGIC #4
Again this is something funny and can't be explained? At Microsoft the
whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself?

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
And see the
magic?..!

Greatest Quates By Bill Gates

Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it keeps us on our toes.

Its fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.

Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.

People always fear change. People feared electricity when it was invented, didn't they? People feared coal; they feared gas-powered engines... There will always be ignorance, and ignorance leads to fear. But with time, people will come to accept their silicon masters.

This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going to change more in the next 10 years than it has in the last 50.

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning

sql to study

Basics:
 
·       Understanding of concepts like Tuning Methodology
·       SQL Statement Processing,
·       SHOWPLAN,
·       Introduction to the Optimizer
·       Indexes and Basic Access Methods,
·       GatheringStatistics,
·       Optimizer Hints,
·       Monitoring queries,
·       Optimizing queries
 
Adv SQL:
 
·       COMPUTE Clause,
·       Advanced INSERT,
·       Transact-SQL conditions and expressions
·       Dealing with collation sequences